Chester the Molester Lyrics

Chester the Molester's not without his charms
She can see herself hanging off his arm
He's saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab
Unless my limit's running out again"
He's generous but when he's tired of coughing it up
Well, there's a bill that says he will
But he's never concerned when he gets burned
Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can't speak too soon
Chester the Molester's trying to hide his ring
But he's the only guy that's half-way interesting
He's saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill 'er up
Because his seat is falling out again"
Thought I was the type of guy who never put out for the night
Anymore than you were
Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can't speak too soon
I know you can't speak too soon
Don't give in
Say you're gonna turn around and lay
Don't give in
Say you're gonna turn around and lay
Chester the Molester never kept his word
He never found that ring and now he's lost his bird
He's saying, "Hey bartender, can I look you up
if I'm ever coming out again?"
She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wonderin' still
If there's a bill that says she will
'Cause he's never concerned, but he'll get burned
Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know you can't speak too soon
I know you can't speak too soon

Sloan - Navy Blues

Jul 1998

1. She Says What She Means
2. C'mon C'mon (We're Gonna Get It Started)
3. Iggy & Angus
4. Sinking Ships
5. Keep on Thinkin'
6. Money City Maniacs
7. Seems So Heavy
8. Chester the Molester
9. Stand by Me, Yeah
10. Suppose They Close the Door
11. On the Horizon
12. I Wanna Thank You
13. I'm Not Through with You Yet