Pretzel Logic Lyrics

I would love to tour the southland
In a travelling minstrel show
Yes I'd love to tour the southland
In a traveling minstrel show

Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh
Sound just like a record on the phonograph
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah, yeah, yeah

I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time, yes I do

'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill
They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah

I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said, "You must be joking son
Where did you get those shoes?
Where did you get those shoes?"

Well, I've seen 'em on the TV, the movie show
They say the times are changing but I just don't know
These things are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah, oh yeah

Steely Dan - Citizen Steely Dan: 1972-1980

Dec 1993

1. Midnite Cruiser
2. Razor Boy
3. The Boston Rag
4. Your Gold Teeth
5. Show Biz Kids
6. My Old School
7. Pearl Of The Quarter
8. Rikki Don't Lose That Number
9. Night By Night
10. Any Major Dude Will Tell You
11. Barrytown
12. East St. Louis Toodle-Do
13. Parker's Band
14. Through With Buzz
15. Pretzel Logic
16. With A Gun
17. Charlie Freak
18. Monkey In Your Soul
19. Black Friday
20. Bad Sneakers
21. Rose Darling
22. Daddy Don't Live In That New York City No More
23. Doctor Wu
24. Everyone's GoneTo The Movies
25. Your Gold Teeth II
26. Any World (That I'm Welcome To)
27. Throw Back The Little Ones
28. Kid Charlemagne
29. The Caves Of Altamira
30. Don't Take Me Alive
31. Sign In Stranger
32. The Fez
33. Haitian Divorce
34. Everything You Did
35. The Royal Scam
36. Aja
37. Peg
38. Home At Last
39. I Got The News
40. Josie
41. Glamour Profession
42. Gaucho
43. Time Out Of Mind
44. My Rival
45. Third World Man
46. Everyone's Gone To The Movies (Demo)