That Guy Lyrics

MICKEY
IF I WAS LIKE HIM
I'D KNOW ALL THE RIGHT WORDS

EDWARD
IF I WAS LIKE HIM
I'D KNOW SOME REAL BIRDS
APART FROM THOSE IN MY DREAMS
AND IN MAGAZINES
JUST LOOK AT HIS HAIR

MICKEY
HIS HAIR'S DARK AND WAVY

EDWARD
IT JUST ISN'T FAIR

MICKEY
MINE'S THE COLOUR OF GRAVY

EDWARD/MICKEY
EACH PART OF HIS FACE
IS IN JUST THE RIGHT PLACE, IS
HE LAUGHING AT ME

EDWARD
AT MY NOSE, DID HE NOTICE

MICKEY
I SHOULD WEAR A BRACE

EDWARD
THAT I'VE GOT HALITOSIS

MICKEY/EDWARD
WHEN NATURE PICKED ON ME
SHE CHOSE TO STICK ON ME

EDWARD
EYES THAT DON'T MATCH

MICKEY
I'VE GOT EARS THAT STAND OUT

EDWARD/MICKEY
SHE PICKED THE WRONG BATCH
WHEN SHE HANDED MINE OUT
AND THEN SHE ATTACKED ME
WITH PERMANENT ACNE

EDWARD
I WISH I WAS A BIT LIKE
WISH THAT I COULD SCORE A HIT LIKE
BE JUSTA LITTLE BIT LIKE

MICKEY/EDWARD
THAT GUY
THAT GUY

MICKEY
I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE
JUST A LITTLE LESS LIKE ME

EDWARD
LIKE THE KINDA GUY I SEE, LIKE

EDWARD/MICKEY
THAT GUY
THAT GUY