Rip Taylor Is God Lyrics

The song Rip Taylor Is God is performed by The Bloodhound Gang in the album named Use Your Fingers in the year 1995 .



Hey! Da dee dada dee da da
This is Rip Taylor
Hey there sprinkle genies!
Haha!
Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population?
Hah!
Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY!
Woo
But seriously, don't you think it's time we had a female president?
With big gazooms? Tatee tattoo tees?
Tatta ta too tatas?
Baba bing bangs?
Big jugs, get it?
Hello Dolly
Is this microphone on? Hello? Anybody out there can they hear me?
Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting!
Please, what am I doing here?
You're probably saying to yourself
"Why the HELL would a comedic virtuoso like, Rip Taylor,
want anything to do with those half-witted white trash crotch
goblins The Bloodhound Gang?"
Oh! Well listen folks, the answer is very simple..
Haha... American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques!
They paid me you hiney hopper why else?
Oh I'm getting moist!
I mean come on, let's face it kids, pardon me... but they are
a bunch of knuckleheads!



The Bloodhound Gang - Use Your Fingers

Jul 1995

  1. Rip Taylor Is God
  2. We Are The Knuckleheads
  3. Legend In My Spare Time
  4. B.H.G.P.S.A.
  5. Mama Say
  6. Kids In America
  7. You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
  8. The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
  9. One Way
  10. Shitty Record Offer
  11. Go Down
  12. Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
  13. No Rest For The Wicked
  14. She Ain't Got No Legs
  15. We Like Meat
  16. Coo Coo Ca Choo
  17. Rang Dang
  18. Nightmare At The Apollo
  19. K.I.D.S. Incorporated

Rip Taylor Is God