The Headmaster Ritual Lyrics

The song The Headmaster Ritual is performed by The Smiths in the album named Best...II in the year 2010 .



Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools
Spineless swines, cemented minds
Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth
Same old suit since 1962

He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck

I wanna go home, I don't want to stay
Give up education as a bad mistake

Mid-week on the playing fields
Sir thwacks you on the knees
Knees you in the groin, elbow in the face
Bruises bigger than dinner plates

I wanna go home, I don't wanna stay

Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools
Spineless bastards all
Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth
Same old jokes since 1902

He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck

I want to go home, I don't want to stay
Give up life as a bad mistake

Please excuse me from gym
I've got this terrible cold comin' on

He grabs and devours
He kicks me in the showers
Kicks me in the showers
And he grabs and devours

I want to go home, I don't want to stay



The Smiths - Best...II

May 2010

  1. Boy With the Thorn in His Side
  2. The Headmaster Ritual
  3. Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
  4. Ask
  5. Oscillate Wildly
  6. Nowhere Fast
  7. Still Ill
  8. Bigmouth Strikes Again
  9. That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
  10. Shakespeare's Sister
  11. Girl Afraid
  12. Reel Around the Fountain
  13. Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
  14. There Is a Light That Never Goes Out

The Headmaster Ritual