You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith, Too Lyrics

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR KATE AND EDITH TOO
WRITERS BOBBY BRADDOCK, CURLY PUTMAN

Well, we went out on a double date
Me and Edith, you and Kate
Before we got past their front gate
There you were making eyes at Edith
While you were making time with Kate.

You can't have your Kate and Edith too
You rascal you yodel-a-dio.

Then we went to a drive in a show
You were kissing on Kate, she wouldn't let you go
I looked at Edith started feeling bold
I found your big hairy hand holding on
To the hand I was trying to hold.

You can't have your Kate and Edith too
You rascal you yodel-a-dio.

Edith asked me if I would
Get her some popcorn, I said I would
When I got back dad-blame if you
Hadn't crawled into the backseat with
Kate and Edith was back there too.

You can't have your Kate and Edith too
You rascal you yodel-a-dio.

Years have pa*sed since that first date
I married Edith, you married Kate
Now every night when I come home
Your car's in the driveway Kate's in the car
And you and Edith are in the house alone.

You can't have your Kate and Edith too
You rascal you yodel-a-dio...

The Statler Brothers - Flowers on the Wall/Big Hits

Nov 2009

1. Flowers On The Wall
2. My Darling Hildegarde
3. King Of The Road
4. Memphis
5. I'm Not Quite Through Crying
6. My Reward
7. This Ole House
8. Billy Christian
9. The Doodlin' Song
10. Quite A Long, Long Time
11. The Whiffenpoof Song
12. I Still Miss Someone
13. Ruthless
14. Green, Green Grass Of Home
15. Release Me (And Let Me Love Again)
16. Walking In The Sunshine
17. Funny, Familiar, Forgotten Feelings
18. Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town
19. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith, Too
20. There Goes My Everything
21. Almost Persuaded
22. I Can't Help (If I'm Still In Love With You)
23. Shenandoah