Shoehorn With Teeth Lyrics

The song Shoehorn With Teeth is performed by They Might Be Giants in the album named Lincoln in the year 1993 .



He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing

He asks a girl
If they can both sit in a chair
But he doesn't get nervous
She's not really there

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing

Tour the world
In a heavy metal band
But they run out of gas
The plane can never land

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing

What's the sense in
Ever thinking about the tomb?
When you're much too busy
Returning to the womb?

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there's no such thing



They Might Be Giants - Lincoln

Jul 1993

  1. Ana Ng
  2. Cowtown
  3. Lie Still, Little Bottle
  4. Purple Toupee
  5. Cage & Aquarium
  6. Where Your Eyes Don't Go
  7. Piece Of Dirt
  8. Mr. Me
  9. Pencil Rain
  10. The World's Address
  11. I've Got A Match
  12. Santa's Beard
  13. You'll Miss Me
  14. They'll Need A Crane
  15. Shoehorn With Teeth
  16. Stand On Your Own Head
  17. Snowball In Hell
  18. Kiss Me, Son Of God

Shoehorn With Teeth