Leningrad Mail Order Bride Lyrics

Ebenezer Johnson he waits for his ride
To pick up his Leningrad mail order bride
He ordered her on Tuesday from the Sunday cla*sifieds
He's betting it all on wife number 5
Ebenzer Johnson is changing his life
Said she was lovely, said she wise
Said she beautiful with Leningrad eyes
Thinks she'll be perfect for a man of 95
Ebenezer Johnson is changing his life
Hey girl with lipstick eyes
You'll take me higher than I've ever been