Stop Jockin Me Lyrics
The song Stop Jockin Me is performed by Ultramagnetic MC's .
Hello
Hey, hey woman, where was you at last night?
Ahh, yeah
Right about now we're gonna get into somethin' real smooth
This is the story about a man and a woman
The man tried to kick, the woman fronts
He gets large, now she wants
Let's look in on the story as this man's tellin' this girl, about herself
Yeah
See girl, you look stupid now
And I gotta tell you somethin' straight in your face
You played yourself like a big-time toy from Mattel
Tryin' to flaunt the little bit of what you got
Why don't you go on over there and let him diss you again?
See your girlfriend's laughin' and lookin' at me at the same time
But right now I'm gettin' ready to wash my hands
And get all the dirt off, yeah
Back in the days, see you never had the time
To come to my house, and let me tell you that I rhyme
You always made excuses, such as
"I'm sleepin' right now, call me back," no never mind
'Cuz you and your friends are very hard to find
Lisa, Pamela, Angela, Renee
The girls who shoplift, and steal everyday
Lookin' for Benz's, food and a hamburger
Just to connive and rob a brother for cheese
That ain't right, girl, in your fantasy world
I call you once, you never dialed back
Twice, you never dialed back
Saturday morning, live, I'm on Soul Train
Talkin' to Don Cornelius
Saturday night, my phone rings
Saturday night, I won't answer
Saturday night, my phone rings again
Saturday night, I don't answer
Finally, I cold screened the call, hello?
"Hello? Hey Keith, it's me, baby, I miss you
Where you been at all this time? Whatchu been doin'?
Hey, you think we can hang out tonight?
Y'know, we really gotta talk
You still workin' in the grocery store?" Please
Stop jockin' me, girl
Stop jockin me, girl
(You're jockin me, baby)
Stop jockin me girl
(Slow down, you're clockin' me, baby)
Stop jockin me, girl
(You're jockin me, baby)
Stop jockin me, girl
(Yeah, you're jockin me, baby)
Ha ha ha hah
Here we have the same scenario, but different people
We have a young man who's been followed by a secret admirer
She too once fronted on the rap
Let's look in on his story and see what happens
Uh, uh, baby, you know what? You really need to check yourself
Yo, I find this is sad, that here we are in the 20th century
And y'know you still practicin' these primitive tactics
Y'know jockin a brother when he gets large
Check yourself, baby
Let me step over here and do my thing like this
Yo, B-boy comrades, this girl she keeps jockin me
Regardless what I say, she's constantly clockin' me
Houndin' me like a pest, callin' like she's obsessed
I tell her she'll never get me but she'll never let
The situation rest for a day or two
We're goin' on tour, Trev said, "I'll bet she'll follow you"
And boy, was he right, I know you're probably wonderin'
This girl like a groupie followed me into London
Show for show, state to state, night after night
Hotel to hotel, and even the airports
She tried to play me close
Now could you believe, she tried to play high-post
At one time, before I made a record
She wasn't sure it was me, so then, she had to check it
She turned on the video, show on the TV
She couldn't believe it was me on the big screen
Performin' the hit, yeah, the record was kickin' brother
From that day on, the girl, tried to smother me
Like a blanket, but I wasn't havin' it
I wasn't a grocery, and she wasn't baggin' it
So I took my time, looked her in the eye
And said, "Stop jockin me, girl"
Stop jockin me, girl, you're daily jockin me
(You're jockin me, baby)
Stop jockin me girl, ahh girl, you're a hooker
(You're jockin me, baby)
Stop jockin me, girl, girl, I can't, get with you
(You're jockin me, baby)
Stop jockin me, girl
(You're jockin me, baby)
Said won't ya get away from me
So there you have it, typical situation of jockin
First you fronted, now you want it
For all you girlies thinkin' about jockin' somebody
I suggest you don't do it, or you will get dissed
Peace out
Stop Jockin Me