Gayest Song Ever Lyrics

I was s*cking,
Trucking,
f**king,
I was wheelin',
Dealin',
Squealin'
I was that man,
With The Plan,
To Change Ze World.

Welcome To Paradise,
Isn't it nice,
To see it and believe it,
There's no price.
I wanna get butt f**ked,
I want my salad tossed,
I wanna do a rusty trombone,
And not get bossed.

I've butt f**ked Adam Sandler,
Freddie Mercury too,
I've f**ked Chaplin,
But I haven't tried a jew,
I give blow jobs to hobos (hobos),
I then f**k them becuase I get tired of honking
On Their Bobos.

Paradise Is So Nice!!!

Welcome TO Paradise,
Isn't it nice,
To see and beleive it,
There's no price.
I wanna get butt f**ked,
I want my salad tossed,
I wanna do a rusty trombone,
And not get bossed.

Oooh, Cause I Love You! The gayest song ever folks~ love ya buttercupkins!