My Conviction Lyrics

I would just like to say that it is my conviction
That longer hair and other flamboyant affectations
Of appearance are nothing more
Than the male's emergence from his drab camouflage
Into the gaudy plumage

Which is the birthright of his s*x
There is a peculiar notion that elegant plumage
And fine feathers are not proper for the man

When actually
That is the way things are
In most species