Old Bitch, New Rock

My old bitch is new rock, in a sense Repetitive and useless like a bad dream She nagged away like their shitty guitars And her tits were just like their riffs (f**king Terrible) The love she gave me was their guitar solo It didn't f**king go nowhere The love she gave me was their lyrics Exaggerated and Meaningless Todays rock is like a f**king bitch You wanna f**k her, but she says she aint ready When the f**k will rock ever be ready? How long will we have to put up with this shit? I've moved on from my old bitch She lied and cheated I've moved on from new rock Rock has been defeated They go hand in hand Both driven by money They go hand in hand Both boring and not funny Todays rock is like a f**king bitch You wanna f**k her, but she says she aint ready When the f**k will rock ever be ready? How long will we have to put up with this shit? If only new rock were porn If only new rock was awesome It's true, rock is dead We can only wait and hope Rock now is like that f**king bitch Too f**king tight, taking no risks Never wanting to try anything new All repetitive shit