The song Dick Almighty is performed by 2 Live Crew .
Interlude
What the f**k is yo name mutha f**kaâ¦â¦.
Long Rodâ¦..
Fat frankâ¦â¦
Stiff Peterâ¦stiff, stiff peter
Iâm gonna let you guys in on a private personal part of my life, and ladies listen upâ¦..I may just save your relationship
They took a d**k from California, transplanted that mutha f**ka to Washington DC and it f**ked the nationâ¦.
An answerâ¦an answerâ¦â¦â¦ and my latest thrill is to bust my nuts in a bitchâs mouth
CHORUS:
That d**k Almighty â¦allâ¦almighty, that d**k Almightyâ¦..allâ¦almightyâ¦.that d**kâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦almighty
d**k Almightyâs of no surpriseâ¦itâll f**k all the bitches
All shapes and size
Sheâll climb a mountain, even run the block
Just to kiss the head of this big black cock
Heâll tear the pus*y open cuz it's satisfaction, the bitch wonât leave it's fatal attraction.
d**k so powerful sheâll kneel and pray, awaiting her time hoping soon to slay
That d**kâ¦.will make a bitch cry, when f**kin a bitch thatâs tight inside
That d**k â¦.has got a spell on you, once it gets inside youâll act a fool
That d**kâ¦.will make a bitch act cute, s*ck my d**k bitch and make it puke
Jump up on it, grab it like you want itâ¦
If you could wear a d**kâ¦bitch, you would flaunt it
CHORUS
Bitches are the oneâs thinkin d**ks get soft, they f**k one time and they got off
Thinkin it's slick just to ride the d**k, theyâll make a nigga cum and then heâll quit?
But not the long oneâ¦I wonât play that shit, put her a*s in the buck and kill the clit
Its 15 inches long, eight inches thickâ¦last name almighty first name is d**k
That d**kâ¦is a mutha f**ka, I can't be pus*y whipped by a d**k s*cka
That d**kâ¦will drive a bitch crazy, bitches wanna f**k when your tired and lazy
That d**kâ¦sometimes costs you money, donât be blamed for a child thatâs not yours dummy.
That d**kâ¦is a greedy bitchâs dinnerâ¦.I let a bitch feed before I go up in her
CHORUS
Bitches go crazy at the all night f**k, starting from the back then to the buck
Since a good d**k is hard to find, I kill that pus*y then f**k your mind
Bitches like the d**k just claim defeat, forget the salad just eat my meat
They pay big dollars cuz they donât dumb freaks, to spend time with the d**k the Almighty
That d**kâ¦will make ya cheat on yo man
Make you so freaky and hot in the a*s
That d**kâ¦will make ya hurt yourself
When you donât have d**k youâll finger f**k yourself
That d**kâ¦.is an awful thing but you bull-dykin bitches are f**kin up the game, rubbin belly to belly and skin to skin, f**kin like hell but aint no d**k going in
CHORUS
OUTRO
When a women is about to grab my private personal partsâ¦â¦I want her to grab my private personal partsâ¦â¦grab my private personal parts
This record is dedicated to all you gals who donât appreciate us men enoughâ¦
A Hard man is good to findâ¦..a hard man is good to find