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2012-02-08

Dick Almighty

Interlude What the f**k is yo name mutha f**ka……. Long Rod….. Fat frank…… Stiff Peter…stiff, stiff peter I’m gonna let you guys in on a private personal part of my life, and ladies listen up…..I may just save your relationship They took a d**k from California, transplanted that mutha f**ka to Washington DC and it f**ked the nation…. An answer…an answer……… and my latest thrill is to bust my nuts in a bitch’s mouth CHORUS: That d**k Almighty …all…almighty, that d**k Almighty…..all…almighty….that d**k………………almighty d**k Almighty’s of no surprise…it’ll f**k all the bitches All shapes and size She’ll climb a mountain, even run the block Just to kiss the head of this big black cock He’ll tear the pus*y open cuz it's satisfaction, the bitch won’t leave it's fatal attraction. d**k so powerful she’ll kneel and pray, awaiting her time hoping soon to slay That d**k….will make a bitch cry, when f**kin a bitch that’s tight inside That d**k ….has got a spell on you, once it gets inside you’ll act a fool That d**k….will make a bitch act cute, s*ck my d**k bitch and make it puke Jump up on it, grab it like you want it… If you could wear a d**k…bitch, you would flaunt it CHORUS Bitches are the one’s thinkin d**ks get soft, they f**k one time and they got off Thinkin it's slick just to ride the d**k, they’ll make a nigga cum and then he’ll quit? But not the long one…I won’t play that shit, put her a*s in the buck and kill the clit Its 15 inches long, eight inches thick…last name almighty first name is d**k That d**k…is a mutha f**ka, I can't be pus*y whipped by a d**k s*cka That d**k…will drive a bitch crazy, bitches wanna f**k when your tired and lazy That d**k…sometimes costs you money, don’t be blamed for a child that’s not yours dummy. That d**k…is a greedy bitch’s dinner….I let a bitch feed before I go up in her CHORUS Bitches go crazy at the all night f**k, starting from the back then to the buck Since a good d**k is hard to find, I kill that pus*y then f**k your mind Bitches like the d**k just claim defeat, forget the salad just eat my meat They pay big dollars cuz they don’t dumb freaks, to spend time with the d**k the Almighty That d**k…will make ya cheat on yo man Make you so freaky and hot in the a*s That d**k…will make ya hurt yourself When you don’t have d**k you’ll finger f**k yourself That d**k….is an awful thing but you bull-dykin bitches are f**kin up the game, rubbin belly to belly and skin to skin, f**kin like hell but aint no d**k going in CHORUS OUTRO When a women is about to grab my private personal parts……I want her to grab my private personal parts……grab my private personal parts This record is dedicated to all you gals who don’t appreciate us men enough… A Hard man is good to find…..a hard man is good to find