Teeth

Yesterday was my birthday I just turned 28 Tomorrow I’m getting married We got twins coming on the way Pretty soon I’ll retire But from what nobody’s got a clue Maybe we should throw a party I’ll get drunk and say thank you Last night before you left I dreamt all my teeth fell out I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good Last night before you left In a bowl of frosted flakes I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good Yesterday was my high school I guess it wasn’t all that bad Before that was my preschool I want to grow up to be my dad Last year my parents did it I want to thank you both for that Maybe we could throw a party We could all grow old and fat Last night before you left I dreamt all my teeth fell out I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good Last night before you left In a bowl of frosted flakes I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good Tomorrow night I’ll be dying Choking on a chicken bone Pretty soon you’ll be crying Waiting at my funeral In a year you won’t remember Remember what nobody’s got a clue Maybe then just throw a party In honor of your friend Andrew Last night before you left I dreamt all my teeth fell out I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good Last night before you left In a bowl of frosted flakes I don’t know what it means but it can’t be good