I Don't Wanna Grow Up

I stand here and it's so profound All I can vision is here and now But I think about the future and it s*cks I'll get older I'll get fat and slow Have to deal with kids and life, you know oh ya, all kinds of shit I'll have a.. a car to pay off And a rent and mortgage too Coke-bottle gla*ses and orthopedic shoes My job will probably suffocate me Cuz of my prostate it burns when i pee I'll fall face first when I'm over the hill Wont shit under my own power If I try it'll take me about five hours I dread the day I have to wear depends I know what's really over the hill A respirator, viagra pills Adulthoods not the way for me Can't take all of this RESPONSIBILITY (and i know this) Cuz I don't wanna grow up No I don't wanna grow up