Vd

Sitting in a nightclub drinking lots of beer Along came a bird & she whispered in my ear She looked me up & down she was a real bitch But I woke up this morning with a funny little itch She had VD She had VD And she's given it me & now she's given it me She had VD She had VD And now my bellend's green I went to the doctor's he said 'This is bad I'll get rid of this & you'll be glad I'm not being funny I'm not taking the mick But the only thing that we can do is cut off your d**k She had VD She had VD And she's given it me & now she's given it me She had VD She had VD And now my bellend's green