Dance: Ten; Looks: Three Lyrics
The song Dance: Ten; Looks: Three is performed by A Chorus Line .
Send Dance: Ten; Looks: Three Ringtone to your Cell
I swiped my dance card once after an audition
And on a scale of then they gave me
For dance, ten, for looks, three
Well, dance, ten, looks, three
And I'm still on unemployment
Dancing for my own enjoyment
That ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kid
Dance, ten, looks, three
It's like to die!
Left the theater and called the doctor
For my appointment to buy
Tits and a*s
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it
Tits and a*s
Had the bingo-bongos done
Suddenly I'm getting national tours
Tits and a*s won't get you jobs unless they're yours
Didn't cost a fortune neither
Didn't hurt my s*x life either
Flat and sa*sy
I would get the strays and losers
Beggars really can't be choosers
That ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kid
Fixed the cha*sis
How do you do
Life turned into and endless medley
Of 'Gee it had to be you', why?
Tits and a*s
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there
You have got 'em, hey, top to bottom, hey
It's a gas, just a dash of silicone
Shake your new maracas and you're fine
Tits and a*s can change your life
They sure changed mine
You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you?
Have it all done
Honey, take my word
Grab a cab, c'mon, see the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For tits and a*s
Orchestra and balcony
What they want is what you see
Keep the best of you, do the rest of you
Pits or cla*s
I have never seen it fail
Debutante or chorus girl or wife
Tits and a*s, yes, tits and a*s
Have changed my life