Cheaper to Keep Her

Your down on your luck. You just lost your truck. You cant afford another beer. Your credit cards don’t work. Whole world thinks you’re a jerk. You wondering how you wound up here. It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around Now your sleeping on the couch at your best friends house watching Colombo Eating cold pizza in your underwear Just remember I told ya so It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account It woulda been cheaper to keep her around So if you’re thinking about saying adios Well, take it from the fool who knows She’s gonna serve ya papers make ya pay through the nose and when her lawyer gets through with you you’ll have to move to Mexico. It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down Living with a crazy wife beats living with an empty bank account It woulda been cheaper to keep her around It woulda been cheaper to keep her around