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2009-07-22

Piece Of Shit Car

here we go no no no (whoo ooh) piece of shit car, i gotta piece of shit car that f**king pile of shit never gets me very far. my cars a big piece of shit cause the shocks are f**king shot, and my seatbelts f**kin broken, i got to tie em in a knot. (its a piece of shit) i cant see through the windshield cause its got a big f**king crack, and the interior smells real bad cause my friend puked in the back. (its a piece of shit) (piece of shit car) piece of shit car (hes gotta piece of shit car) it s*cks royal d**k (that f**kin pile of shit, never gets him very far) oh f**k you car. its got no CD player, its only got the 8-track. whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack. (they can bite his a*s too) and i got no f**king brakes, im always way out of control, 11 times a day i hear "hey watch it a*shole" (you f**king piece of shit). (piece of shit car) i've got a piece of shit car (hes got a piece of shit car). diesel gas s*cks my a*s! (that f**king pile of shit) that pile of metal shit (never gets him very far.) oh what the f**k did i do, what the f**k did i do, what the f**k did i do, to get stuck with you? you're too wide for drive-thru and you smell like the shoe, but im too broke to buy something new. ah f**k me. the engine likes to flood, the car always f**king stalls, and the seat cushions got a big rip so a spring always pokes the balls. (ouch ouch ouch) plus the doorlocks are busted, i got to use a f**king coat hanger. (what a pain in his a*s) and if a girlie sees my car, theres no chance i'll ever bang her. (he'll never ever get the pus*y) hey shut up! (piece of shit car) you piece of shit car. (hes gotta piece of shit car) you piece of shit car (piece of shit car) bald f**king tires (hes got a piece of shit car) no rearview f**king mirror (piece of shit car) 7 different colors (hes got apiece of shit car) f**king rag for a gas cap (piece of shit car) tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (piece of shit car) whoaaaa the whole town thinks im a loser (piece of shit car) cabbie give me a push!