Cereal Wars Lyrics
The song Cereal Wars is performed by A.F.I. - Afi .
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Get up early in the morning,
Going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
f**kin' store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope s*xual chocolate is in stock,
It's got a condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs today.
What the f**k is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best,
They've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies,
And always stay away from wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, 'liked 'em a lot.
It's the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes
And then I could try sugar bombs.
The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch,
I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,
That's the only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a f**kin' squirrel to you?