Cereal Wars

Get up early in the morning, Going to the store. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It's the cereal war. f**kin' store never has the monsters and they never get more. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It's the cereal war. I hope s*xual chocolate is in stock, It's got a condom in the box. I'll try some cocoa puffs today. What the f**k is Sonny anyway? Some say Dino's are the best, They've got more marshmallows than the rest. There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies, And always stay away from wheaties. Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store. I had some Erkles, 'liked 'em a lot. It's the cereal war. I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes And then I could try sugar bombs. The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch. Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, That's the only kind I'll eat. Give me sugar not nuts and twigs! Do I look like a f**kin' squirrel to you?