Cereal Wars

Get up early in the morning, going to the store Post, Kellogs, General Mills, it's the cereal war f**kin' store never has the monsters and they never get more Post, Kellogs, General Mills, it's the cereal war I hope s*xual chocolate is in stock It's got a condom in the box I'll try some cocoa puffs today What the f**k is Sonny anyway? Some say Dino's are the best They've got more marshmallows than the rest There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies And always stay away from wheaties Now it's dinner time and I am going back to the store I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot, it's the cereal war I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes and then I could try sugar bombs The soggies will never get CapnCrunch I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat Give me sugar not nuts and twigs Do I look like a f**kin' squirrel to you?