Don't Forget To Tip Your Bartender

You buy a drink and she smiles at you You're a s*cker so you make it two You recite each of your lines on cue Her body language says your time is through Tell her that you really wanna dance now Oblivious that you don't have a chance now Desperate and too afraid to branch out She thanks you for the drink but says she can't now And don't forget to tip your bartender... She drops the drink and you feel it crash You stick your hand in the broken gla*s Nothing you can find here can last You feel nothing as she brushes past Standing at the bar with your cash out Won't anybody help you pull the gla*s out Can't hear anything above the ma*s now And you're stumbling around about to pa*s out And don't forget to tip your bartender... Now you just wanna find your car Don't know where you parked but it can't be far You left your debit card at the bar And you're forgetting where the hell you are You just wanted someone to be close to Either both lying or you're both true Either loving or you're both used Maybe another time but tonight you lose And don't forget to tip your bartender...