If A Monster Came In My Room

Theo: But if a monster came in the room tonight What would we do? What could we do? If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright What would you do? If it was you? Alvin: I’d drown him with my soaker gun, Glue him to a chair, Put a dead skunk in his pocket I’d knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep Blast him into space on a rocket I’d send him to his doom If a monster came in my room Spoken (Alvin): Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me? Y’all ready to rumble? Bring it on brother Theo: But if a monster sat of the edge of the bed What would you do? What could you do? Alvin: With a zipper in his neck And bolts in his head Simon: If it were me? Well, let me see I’d multiply pie by his height and his weight to determine mathematically The way to alter his molecular state And shrink him to the size of a flea I’d fill him full of dread If a monster sat on my bed All: Ain’t no monster gonna put us down Uh uh. No way. We’ll chase his face right out of town That’s what we say Ain’t no monster gonna put us down Uh huh. That’s right. ‘Cause we’re the meanest munks around We’re tight! Spoken (Dave): Simon, Theodore, Alvin! Go to sleep! Alvin: Oh-kay! *slams door* I am the mont-inator (tor, tor, tor) If a monster came in and decided to stay Theo: That wouldn’t be very nice We could ask him politely to go away Alvin: Are we munks? Or are we mice? I’ll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword Shoot silly string at his head Simon: I’ll use my blanket like a madador Theo: I’ll just hide under my bed Alvin & Simon: No! All: We’ll make him face his doom If a monster comes in our room We’ll send him to his doom If a monster comes in our room We’ll blow him up, KABOOM! Spoken (Dave): I thought I told you boys to go to sleep! All: *quietly* If a monster comes in our room We’ll send him to his doom If a monster comes in our room We’ll blow him up – Theo: *shouts* KABOOM! Alvin & Simon: *clap hands over Theodore’s mouth* If a monster comes in our room