The Etiquette Song

When you walk into a party It's a formal universe Ja So you jump up on your host And with a kiss say, "Hello, nurse" No Remember that good diction Reflects so well on you Ja So practice all your vowel sounds By saying, "A, E, I, O, U, U, U, U, U" No To use the right utensil's One of etiquette's demands Uh So we recommend you throw them out And eat with your hands A salad fork A dinner fork A butter knife A water gla*s A soup spoon A dinner knife A fork for eating pickled ba*s An oyster fork, dessert spoon A napkin and a finger bowl A dinner spoon, a salad knife A bread plate for your dinner roll We've heard the rules you need to know To make that social climb But we'd rather spend our energy On having a good time