My Favourite Muse

I pulled the ex last night And it felt weird to feel her up again Knickers down and bra cast As if the past had not pa*sed And she bought the drinks all night That's okay, now she's got a job Her generosity, my curse She even let me keep her purse But I couldn't get it up Too much to drink, too much to say She picked her clothes up off the floor And promptly headed for the door I was just trying to use my favorite muse I don't think I could ever want her back I'm just making sure She's still capable of being slack And she's got trouble with her boyfriend now I always said he was a prick I told her from the very start When she almost broke my heart And my room's a mess this morning She left her fag ends floating in a gla*s I didn't try and make her stay I doubt she would have anyway I was just trying to use my favorite muse It's nice to see she's still slack I could never want her back