Earth To Grandma

It's a doll completely made of socks It's a cover for a tissue box It's a clothespin duck and a Fun Fur cat And a crazy yarn and beer can hat Earth to Grandma What the hell is that? It a painted rock with goggle eyes It's a matchstick cross where Jesus died It's a plaque that says, '€œI heart my home'€ It's toothpicks, felt, and Styrofoam Earth to Grandma What the hell is that?