The song Uncle Elwyn is performed by Barenaked Ladies .
It's uncle Elwyn
It's uncle Elwyn
My uncle Elwyn is tall
My Elwyn is small
My Elwyn plays a mean basketball
He's about 45 maybe 55, 60
I'm not sure, once he mixed me a drink
I was about 5 years old
It was Koolaid and pop
I thought that was cold
Cold meaning good
Cold's supposed to be bad
But I think that I [unverified] would
Change some things,I change their meanings
I've been here, I've been demeaning
Once, twice, maybe three times
I asked my uncle Elwyn he's a mime
Ask uncle Elwyn
Ask uncle Elwyn
E L W Y N that's Elwyn, say it again
E L W Y N that's Elwyn, say it again
E L W Y N that's Elwyn, sing it again