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My mother gave me one more reason Not to call you on the phone She told me chase girls like that All your life you will wind up alone I guess I just would like to take you Out for a cappuccino You refuse my advances once again I can't hear one more no I wish you would get over him I'll change your mind about everything When I wink at you, you always Turn the other cheek I drilled a hole in the girl's showers So that at you I could peek I'd love to get you naked and throw you In the back of my dad's car I hear that if I get to third base with you It won't be too far I wish you would get over him I'll change your mind about everything As I grow older I feel better About me and myself I swear I never, ever once wished I was anybody else I'd like to tell you I think you should Come up and see me sometime I know that I could possibly make it The best time of your life I wish you would get over him I'll change your mind about everything