Playskool Murda

I love you, you love me, we're a happy (Gunshots) Shut tha f**k up! Oh, it's a murda party, and ima kill Barney Crack his f**kin' skull wit a bottle of Bacardi Msiss Piggy, Kermit, faggot a*s muppets Raggedy puppets, they dead anyway, so f**k it It's a beautiful day in the neighboorhood Cancer got to ya first, but it's all good Lamb Chops, exactly, good eats Cook ya a*s up on Sesame Street Bannana's In Pajama's, can't stand us Attempted murder, but we smoke too much, they out ran us Telletubbies, f**k Tinky Winky Die mutha f**ka, c'mon think quickly Missed oh shit, when I took a shot But hey, at least I hit Baby Bop Now kids, ya feelin's, I didn't mean to hurted'em But these wack children role models, I done murdered'em (Barney Theme to the beat) Sesame street has been a re-run for the last decade And 'cause of me the guy from Reading Rainbow never got paid This program's been brought to you in part by bitches like you I bust Blue in the head that's why he talks like *Baboo-Boo* Went up to the wack show headquarters, PBS And there was Barney smokin' up on some cess I took out Telletubbies 'cause they got too much fame Now Tinky Winky refs at all the CFG basketball games Sayin' I love you, and you love me That wack show creates disfunctional families The new shows piss me off, like Rolie-Polie-Olie I walk up to that bitch like, whuts up on my forty? Shoulda seen Lamb Chops when I killed her friend Now we'll see if that song will ever end Now back to Sesame Street, I reach into my pouch 'cause I only smoke out with my homie Oscar The Grouch (Barney Theme to the beat) The Care Bears (Dead) Berenstein Bears (Dead) All the furry little bitches, bitch you heard what I said Listen to me, I take my forty Then I crack it over all they f**kin' heads even Barney Feelin' horny, so I f**k me a Miss Piggy Smacked her in the mouth, then I cracked her head on the chimney Sesame Street, knock'em off they feet Goldilocks, Three Bears, s*ck on this meat Bert and Ernie, they can both f**k off I'm walkin' down Sesame Street with my muthaf**kin' sawed off I blow they heads off (Bang Bang) oh whut you gonna do? f**k the Power Rangers, and all the Poke'Mon too Not to mention, that non-talkin' muthaf**ka, Scooby-Doo Just listen, f**k him and his Mystery Crew I ain't got a problem, I can't stand'em If I could get'em all together I would f**kin' back hand'em (Barney Theme to the beat)