Captain Crash And The Beauty Queen From Mars

Dressed up for a big date Like Halloween Day, yea But it was Fourth of July now A car crash With a suitcase and a painted face She was one of a kind She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella And roller skates in bed He rides the Greyhound From his hometown When he comes around 'Cause they don't let him drive now Mixed up as a milkshake But make no mistake Crash is lookin' like a star You and me, we're invincible Together, we can be Oh so tragical, whatever Dressed up just like Ziggy But he couldn't play guitar Captain Crash An' the beauty Queen From Mars Share a toothpick, tradin' lipstick Watchin' traffic For days at the diner Holdin' hands, makin' big plans Playin' Superman He was wearin' eyeliner Another local legend And his longtime lucky charm You and me, we're invincible Together, we can be Oh so tragical, whatever All dressed up like Ziggy (Ooo) But he couldn't play guitar (Ooo) Captain Crash An' the beauty Queen From Mars They're drunk on love As you can get Gettin' high on lust (Yea) And cigarettes Livin' life With no regrets At least they're gonna try To fly You and me, we're invincible Together, we can be Oh so tragical, whatever We're Sid and Nancy Fred and Ginger Clyde and Bonnie Liz and Richard Kurt and Courtney (Ooo) Bacall and Bogie (Ooo) Joltin' Joe and Ms. Monroe (Ooo) Here's Captain Crash An' the beauty Queen From Mars (Ooo) They're like you and me, yes Captain Crash An' the beauty Queen From Mars Tu du tu, tu du tu Tu du tu, du Tu du tu, tu du tu Tu du tu, du (They're like you and me) Tu du tu, tu du tu Tu du tu, du