Bloodsport For All

'Bloodsport for all', said Corporal Flash And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun And fed me pet food, Kit-e-kat and Chum 'Stand up and beg', said Sergeant Kirby 'Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie Roll up, roll up goes the reveille Abuse the bugle boy of company B' 'Suffer in silence', said Brigadier General Holmes 'Or change your name to Smith or Jones Learn to live with all the death threat notes The big bananas and the racist jokes' 'Stand up and beg', said Sergeant Kirby 'lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie Roll up, roll up goes the reveille Abuse the bugle boy of company B' And the coldest stream guards Of them all Sang 'God Save The Queen' And 'Bloodsport For All' While were on the subject I've been called a spade Single filed in public With my privates on parade I hope my feet go flat Before I hang myself Because I can't take this crap I'm going A.W.O.L. And the coldest stream guards Of them all Sang 'God Save The Queen' And 'Bloodsport For All'