Class

(Velma) Whatever happened to fair dealing And pure ethics And nice manners? Why is it everyone now is a pain in the a*s? Whatever happened to cla*s? (Mama) Cla*s. Whatever happened to Please may I And Yes thank you And How charming? Now every son of a bitch Is a snake in the gra*s Whatever happened to cla*s? (Velma) Cla*s. (Both) Oh, there ain't no gentelmen to open up the doors, There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pa*s Nobody's got no cla*s!!! (Velma) Whatever happened to old values (Mama) And fine morals (Velma) And good breeding? (Mama) Now no-one even says oops When they're pa*sing their gas (Both) Whatever happened to cla*s? Cla*s. Oh, There ain't no gentelmen that's fit for any use, And any girl will touch your privates for a deuce And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sa*s Nobody's got no cla*s! (Velma) All you read about today is rape and theft (Mama) Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left? (Both) Nobody's got no cla*s! (Mama) Every guy is a snot (Velma) Every girl is a twat (Mama) Holy shit (Velma) Holy shit (Mama) What a shame (Velma) What a shame (Both) What became of cla*s?