Happy Birthday

Never have I been made feel less doubtful And never have I been made less cynical 'Cause I haven't been too brave, I'm mostly frightened But I never thought that there would come a day Well, I hope that your song's not the boys of summer Just because you were both born on that day And half-Jewish boys make kick a*s drummers But if you need lessons, I'll have to play And I hope that your friends are true and funny And your girlfriends are sweet and wear tight pants And after your heart is gently broken I hope that you get a second chance Just let some air in Just turn on some lights Just make some room inside Never have I been made to feel less heavy I, never have I been made less cynical 'Cause I haven't been too kind that I'm forgiven But I never thought that there would come a day