The song If That's Country is performed by Corey Smith .
Straight out of Nashville, heres your next big star
He dont write the songs he sings, but he knows the words by heart.
Wears a cowboy hat, and some tight blue jeans,
And he struts around the stage like hes the coolest thing youve ever seen.
Oh you gotta love him!
He looks like a super model, knows how to strike a pose
And he dont mind the makeup, as long as no one knows.
And hes got that crooked grin, and talks with a southern drawl,
Acts like Toby Keith, but sounds a lot like Tim McGraw
But if hes country Ill kiss your a*s,
And throw all my Willie Nelson records in the trash.
Hes the same old shit in a slightly different bag,
But if hes country, well then countrys pretty bad.
I dont watch CMT
Naw that shit makes me sick.
And that ole Kenny Chesney,
What a hypocrite.
Hell swear hes country,
But he lives in the Caribbean.
Sings all about the islands now,
What happened to the Tennessean
Aw if hes country ill kiss your a*s
Throw all my Johnny Cash records in the trash
Hes all about image cuz image pays the bucks,
Aw but if hes country, well then country really s*cks.
What happened to the outlaws,
Who werent afraid to cross the line.
What happened to the workin man,
Who sang the truth about their troubled lives.
I was raised in Georgia, in a one red light town.
And my daddy picked guitar in every honky tonk around.
And he taught me all the good stuff,
That solid country gold, but now I love it all from hip-hop to rock and roll
And to thank country, well I dont give a damn
My daddy taught me to be own kinda man
He said Son you dont have to go along with the crowd aw
So if I aint country then Im pretty frickin proud
Oh Well I dont need their labels anyhow