The song Can Your Pussy Do The Dog? is performed by Cramps .
Here kitty, kitty
You better move along
'Cuz the big cats walk
At the break of dawn
Now doggonnit baby
Oh, I said dog gone
Hey can your pus*y do the dog?
Can your pus*y do the dog?
Can your pus*y do the houndog, baby?
Can your pus*y do the dog?
Well, this whole mess useless now
As a whistle on a plow
If your pus*y can't do the dog
I'm the king of the jungle
They call me Tiger, man
I'm gonna do the bird
If I can, if I can
My bird can do the dog
If your pus*y can
Hey can your pus*y do the dog?
Tell me, can your pus*y do the dog?
Can your pus*y do the bulldog, baby?
Can your pus*y do the dog?
Come on, wag that tail
Baby, you can't fail
If'n your pus*y can't do the dog
Hey, hey, hey
Hully, hully, gully
Hully, hully, gully
Hully, hully, gully
Hully, hully, gully
No pedigree from France
Will get you in the dance
Listen, your pus*y can't do the dog
Hey, can your pus*y do the dog?
Can your pus*y do the dog?
Can your pus*y do the poodle cut, baby doll?
Can your pus*y do the dog?
Well, no pedigree from France
Will get you in the dance
Listen, your pus*y can't do the dog
Come on and wag that tail
Baby, you can't fail
If'n your pus*y can do the dog
Cha, cha, cha