Dream Date Of The 90's Lyrics
The song Dream Date Of The 90's is performed by Dayglo Abortions .
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in the 70's i used to hang around in bars
i'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars
i'd let them take me back to their place
where i'd s*ck and f**k and f**k and s*ck and sit on their face
now i stay at home
i have s*x over the phone
and i have what it takes to masturbate
then i got knocked up in the 80's
so i went to a clinic for ladies
the doctor stuck a suction hose up my cunt
the he scraped and s*cked and s*cked and scraped till he i killed that little runt
now i stay at home
i have s*x over the phone
i know what it takes to masturbate
now i'm living in the 90's
AIDS killed all the junkies and the gays
but i'm still here cause i was my needles out with bleach
and i never went to one of those roman f**king bathes
oh eeh ooo awe
dream date of the 90's