Hide The Hamster Lyrics
The song Hide The Hamster is performed by Dayglo Abortions .
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Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own
He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home
He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him
They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean
Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline
They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their a*ses
[Chorus:]</i> And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster
They dance around on the dance floor
From each shaking a*s hangs a twitching little tail
The hamsters last abut five minutes
And their death throes bring the dancers
They shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their a*ses
Each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death
So each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's a*shole of the sperm
They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their a*ses