Proud To Be Canadian

I'm proud to be a Canadian Pa*s me another beer I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while i take a piss Our prime minister s*cks dogshit through his nose His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger The only reason we live in f**king igloos Is our government makes a living licking shit holes I'm proud to be a Canadian Pa*s me another welfare check I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while i go out and ca it I'm proud to be a Canadian Pa*s me another eskimo I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while i f**k her up the a*s hole