Tacoland

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go And not feel alone Tacoland, it's a panacea Tacoland, they're always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go on Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost I go to Tacoland And I get really tossed I wish my band would always play Tacoland, I want to stay You'll understand When you go on Down to Tacoland There's a girl with dirty hair She's got her dress up in the air She tells a lot of jokes Hell, she's got a lot to share Tacoland, we ate a lot of figs They pa*sed around a bottle And we took a lot of swigs It's nature's plan To go on Down to Tacoland Tacoland just three quarters of a mile Past the Rockwood exit In beautiful downtown San Antonio, Texas