I Need a Chick

I need a chick to s*ck my d**k I need a dog to lick my hog I need a cat to stroke my bat I'm pukin and shitin' and dyin' of thirst I ain't got no field to plow There's no hole for my pole I'd f**k a mink stole I need a woman who understands There's nothing more spiritual Than dog style love And when I find her I'm going to get down on my knees I'm going to eat her 'cause she's the moon