I'm a Potato

Supermarket flashbacks Show arms and legs in plastic sacks Fat men twelve bananas high Die while all the women cry Love, love gets s*cked away On big fat lips while people pray Boy plus girl make mess out of s*x No babies come, what happens next De-evolution, self-execution, no-solution I'm a potato and I'm so hip Teenage hoodlums stand in line Donate blood to pay for crime Butchers steal doctor's tools Sow pretty heads on dogs and mules Hi-fi systems men in pairs Tape bodies falling down the stairs Father-son teams split the cost Of nighttime girls but all is lost To de-evolution, self-execution, no-solution I'm a Spudman, I got eyes all around Martian feet turn dirt and stone For buried treasure human bone Madison men tattoo ads on Ten year olds with s*cker pads Rockets rust attack, decay things Fall apart while spacemen play Now daddy zero drops his brown Go down, go down, go down To de-evolution self-execution, no-solution I'm a Spudgun, I'd like to shoot'em all!!