Songs
- All Rise for the Rational Anthem
- Fired-Side Chat
- #51 Dick Butkus
- A Floater Left With Pleasure In The Executive Washroom
- D4= Putting the "F" Back in "Art".
- Define "Learning Disorder"
- Doublewhiskeycokenoice
- Folk Song
- Get Your Studyhall Outta My Recess
- Handmade Hard Times Handed Back
- Hi-Pro Glow
- Holy Shit
- I Coulda Been a Contender
- Inquiring Minds (Should Read a Book)
- It Smells Like Ok Soda
- It's A Fine Line Between The Monkey And The Robot
- Labourissuesinthetoydepartment
- J. Harris
- Last Communion
- Like Sprewells On A Wheelchair
- Mosh For Jesus
- Open and Shut
- Portrait Of The Artist As A Fucking Asshole
- Q. How Many Punks Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
- Sally Maclennane
- Shut Your Little Trap, Inc
- Shut Your Trap *a Song For Jake*
- Some Where South Of Respect
- Super Models Don't Drink Colt 45
- Super Powers Enable Me To Blend In With Machinery
- Thanks For Nothing
- Thanks For Nothing Part 2:the Revenge
- The Father, The Son, And the Homosexual...
- The Great American Going Out Of Business Sale
- Twenty One Said Three Times Quickly
- Unemployed
- Wrecktheplacefantastic
- Fuzzy Pink Hand-Cuffs
- Our Science Is Tight
- Fuck You, Ms. Rochelle
- Smells Like Ok Soda
- Farts Are Jazz To Assholes
- One Trick Pony
- Music Is None of My Business
- Shiny Things Is Good
- Bite The Curb, Bite The Curb
- SELLTHEHOUSESELLTHECARSELLTHEKIDSFORGETITI'MNEVERCOMINGBACKFORGETIT
- Honey, I Shit The Hot Tub
- Shotgun Confessional
- Twin Cities Sinners, United
- I Was Born On A Pirate Ship (holdyourtongue)
- File Under "Adult Urban Contemporary"
- Suckers Intl. Has Gone Public
- He's a Shithead (Yeah, Yeah)
- Who Didn't Kill Bambi?
- Let Them Eat Thomas Paine
- Total. Fucking. Gone. Song
- An American Banned
- Maximum Piss & Vinegar
- New Punk Fashions for the Spring Formal
- Noble Stabbings!!
- O.K.F.M.D.O.A.
- Are You The Motherfucker With The Banana?