Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble (1988 Extended Mix)

listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble so next time a girl gives you the play just remember my rhyme and get the hell away Just last week when I was walking down the street I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet I walked up to her I said hello she said you're kind of cute I said yes I know but by the way sweetheart what's your name she said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine I said my name is the Prince and she said why I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy but enough about me yo let's talk about you and all the wonderful things that you and I can do I popped some cash and in a little bit of time I showed some cash and the girl was mine I took her over town I wined her and dined her she ask me did I like her I said well kinda all of a sudden she jumped out her seat snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street she started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging so I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin she got mad looked me dead in my face threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape I got scared when she started to yell so I handed her my wallet and ran like hell I was duckin through alleys right and left but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death I was arrested charged with agrivated a*sault (yo Clancy we got him) but it wasn't my fault nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble so next time a girl gives you the play just remember my rhyme and get the hell away I was in a bar one Friday night cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla when this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila I responded by saying hello she paid for my drink and then said let's go 20 minutes later things were starting to cook as we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots the music was soft and there was wine in the gla*ses she started winking and making little pa*ses at me she pat me close that's when she got bold she started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold we went to her bedroom thinking of one thing took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek and that's when I observed those satin bed sheets I felt that it was time for me to make my move I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue a door slammed and a voice said baby where are you her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin and said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window just my luck we were in a snow storm and all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm and to top the night off I had to break in my place because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case I was done sneezing and coughing I hope this doesn't happen to often but nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble so next time a girl gives you the play just remember my rhymes and get the hell away Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point Prince: I don't know I don't think they really do Jazzy: I think you should give 'em another example Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year it was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert (I'm wit it) It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready (yeah) aight fine see you then Betty I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ???? got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet I sat there for at least an hour it was ten after nine before she got in the shower 9:35 she comes downstairs and said I need a little longer to finish my hair at ten o'clock we had then missed the show she comes downstairs and says let's go go where go to sleep I'm gone I was steamin like a demon as I drove home but it just goes to show not trying to bust your bubble but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble so next time a girl gives you the play just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away Jazzy: man first your parents just don't understand then you having these crazy nightmares Prince: I know why me man why me Jazzy: what's next Prince: now these girls man you know how it is can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em