I Don't Wanna Throw Rice

(Dolly Parton/Bill Owens) She married the one I love today When my back was turned she took him away Now while they're all outside, waiting to throw rice What I want to throw will surely black her eyes 'Cause I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her She took the only love I had No, I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her It would be a way to hurt her 'cause she hurt me so bad Well I never stole nothin' in my life But if I get the chance I'll steal him from his wife 'Cause all is fair in love and war, maybe I'm carryin' this too far But I feel like tying dynamite to her side of the car No I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her She took the only love I had No, I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her It would be a way to hurt her 'cause she hurt me so bad