Just The Jester Fool

(spoken intro) I get this message on the message machine that she's cooking dinner Tonight so I go out and pick up a bottle of wine and when I get there I'm a little nervous And I run out of things to say So I say, "i, uh, like your wooden floor boards" She is laying in flannel sheets The bra*s bed speaks Come on lie in me And there I'm standing naked and meek, stalling she says lovingly... (chorus) If I were the queen, and you were just the jester fool I would love you as my king Just because I do, I do, I do love you (spoken bridge) At six am the alarm clock goes off and I realize I'm not used to looking at this particular ceiling she taps me on the shoulder with an empty shoe and says, "hey, cinderella, does this belo You? " Morning out on a naked street Old lady on the corner is staring at me I guess she ain't ever seen barefoot feet or heard the words that she sung to me