The song The Kiss (skit) is performed by Eminem .
[Eminem:]
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to f**king jail
'cause im gonna kill this bitch
[Dave:]
Yo man
[Eminem:]
What
[Dave:]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
[Eminem:]
Man would u shut the f**k up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there
[Dave:]
Aight let me park
[Eminem:]
Just park
[Dave:]
Im parkin!
[Eminem:]
Turn the car off dogg
[Dave:]
Aight
[Eminem:]
Aight we wait
[Dave:]
We wait for what
[Eminem:]
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna f**kin kill her
[Dave:]
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the f**k did you bring that for
[Eminem:]
Man shut the f**k up dog
Just shutup, the f**kin clip is empty
[Dave:]
Man dont point that shit at me
[Eminem:]
Its not even loaded bitch, look
[Dave:]
Dude, god i f**kin hate it when you do that shit
[Eminem:]
Yea but its funny as f**k
[Dave:]
Muthaf**ka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear
[Eminem:]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?
[Dave:]
where?
[Eminem:]
Right there mothaf**ka
[Dave:]
Oohh yeah
[Eminem:]
Aight get down get down
[Dave:]
f**k, what u doing to her?
[Eminem:]
Get Down!
[Dave:]
What the f**k you want me to get under the car?
[Eminem:]
Yo, who she walkin with
[Dave:]
How the f**k am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down
[Eminem:]
Its the f**kin bouncer
Did she just kiss him
[Dave:]
I dont think so
[Eminem:]
Dogg she just f**ken kissed him
[Dave:]
No she didnt
[Eminem:]
Shes kissin him
[Dave:]
No shes not
[Eminem:] Gets out car
[Dave:]
Ohh shit
[Eminem:]
Come on
[Screaming & Running]