Stop Hatin (skit)

Guy: Yo you know I just seen that new eve video, that thing on fire. Girl: Who? Guy: Eve! Bombshell. Yeah, Queen of Philadelphia. Girl: (Raspberries) Yeah, right. Guy: Awe c抦on man, I know you ain抰 hatinon that young lady. Girl: Oh no I ain抰 hatinI mean, she抯 alright卻he ain抰 all that. But- she ain抰 like that. Guy: She more than alright, she just got a Grammy- talking about she alright. She just got a Grammy. Girl: I think that was all luck. Guy: Awe, it抯 no luck- luck? This f**ks me up. She got 4 million records, got all this shit poppin movies and all that shit and you from Philly standing here talking about it抯 luck. That抯 crazy, that抯 crazy. I don抰 know who you feeling right now, but that抯 some crazy shit. All my niggas and all the chicks I know back home say that she the shit. And all them cop her shit- I don抰 know what you talking about. Girl: Do they ever see here, do she ever come to the hood? I don抰 never see her down town, down south street Guy: 'cause she be busy, she got her shit poppin You don抰 ever see her on South street? She forever at Ishcabizzles. And it take 3 months and shit like that to make movies, and 3 months albums, 3 months to tour, that抯 nine months outa your卻 top hatin Girl:C抦on man! I ain抰 hatin. C抦on, I mean who she wanna be? Guy: You all up here on this motherf**king corner with these motherf**king baggy tights on, and your teeth all motherf**king yellow, sipping on some a warm Sprit talking shit about her. She Crystal and caviar. What the f**k is you talking about? You better stop with your 3 motherf**king extensions and 4 tracks. Girl: Hold up, hold up. Guy: Hold up what? What the f**k? Girl: I know you ain抰 just come at me like that! Guy: Yeah, 'cause you coming at her like that! Girl: I抦 from the f**king hood! You f**king nappy head! Smoking cigarettes, buying lucies from the Chinese store. You broke a*s bitch. Your f**king limp a*s Tims. C抦on now! Guy: Awe ain抰 this a motherf**ker. Girl: I抦 f**king hood! Eve don抰 even know you, nigga! Guy: Yeah I know you hood, you rusty nipple ring having a*s motherf**ker! Your rusty a*s nipple ring, and your navel navel ring, what the f**k is you talking about?