TOUCH SENSITIVE (Peel session)

Heeeey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Well everyone you meet, In the pubs and on the street Is touch sensitive. Don't frown and you're a creep If you smile you're a liar If you don't say "It's bitter cold" You're drunken, too. {Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! .... Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!} They say what about the money? But I think that I'm industry [in the street?] I think they've got a bloody cheeck. I'm livin' in a pawnshop weekly [In Delia's] What don't want a little kip Yeah! {They're touch sensitive.} {Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!) Touch sensitive Old people worry about the milk But in the street they call you filth. Houses line up Volume tremors Pa*s down your barber till your carrot speaks Stand back and laugh. You are burstin' for a pee So you go behind a tree Two coppers followed safe That as will be the end The best thing is to stay home And have a wank.