The song Attorneying Me On is performed by Feable Weiner .
She's an attorney and turning me on, turning me on
And I kinda like it and I wanna tell her
Instead of learning, she's turning me on, turning me on
And I kinda like it and I wanna tell her
I'm in love with my professor
I'm a daydream obsessor
If I could magically undress her, I would
She always writes on the board a little higher than she should
My chances are not bad, they're not good
Oh, oh, blessed are the shoulders that maliciously hike
Oh, oh, oh, the teacher's tapered hemline to a new height
Oh, oh, I swear it almost hurts when she walks by
Oh, oh, oh and she's showin' off her legs again
And I'm a leg guy
She's an attorney and turning me on, turning me on
And I kinda like it and I wanna tell her
Instead of learning, she's turning me on, turning me on
And I really like it and I wanna tell her
I'm in love with my professor
I'm a daydream obsessor
If I could magically undress her, I would
She reprimands me with a note on my test in red she wrote
'I know you think it's cute to insert funny phrases
When you do not know the answer, but I don't' , but I do
Oh, oh, she says that I don't take this cla*s too seriously
Oh, oh, oh, I say blame your tight short skirt
See-through shirt and not me
Oh, oh, you've gotta believe me, I swear I've tried
Oh, oh and she's showin' off her legs again
And I'm a leg guy
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ah, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, ah
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