The song Never Ask Us to Play This is performed by Five Iron Frenzy .
a note from keith: This was a B-side from when we recorded "All the Hype that Money Can Buy" in 2000.
a note from Reese: This is some serious stuff here, kids. You should really not ask us to play any of the songs on this album or we will kill you to death.
If you could ever find it in your heart./ If you could ever think to find some sympathy./ Never ask us to play this song, or that sogn about our pants, or our Kitty-Doggie. / Never ask us to play Gozilla, or Shut Up, or a song we haven't written yet about that time we did some stuff.